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Funny Quotes

No I don't need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off Picture Quote #1

I have a feeling that my guardian angel often looks like this Picture Quote #1

How I look taking a selfie Picture Quote #1

It's behind me isn't it Picture Quote #1

If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead Picture Quote #1

When your ex says

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Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female Picture Quote #1

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police Picture Quote #1

Everyone has at least one unstable friend, i just happen to be that friend Picture Quote #1

After monday and tuesday even the calendar says W T F Picture Quote #1

You little rebel. I like you Picture Quote #1

Diet starts next week Picture Quote #1

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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything Picture Quote #3

Dear mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I think i'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and you can't do it Picture Quote #1

Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 Picture Quote #1

If you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side Picture Quote #1

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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference Picture Quote #1

Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business Picture Quote #1

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap Picture Quote #1

I'm not lazy, i'm just in energy saving mode Picture Quote #1

The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass Picture Quote #1

Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies Picture Quote #1

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At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people. Picture Quote #1

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour Picture Quote #1

If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries Picture Quote #1

You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that Picture Quote #1

My expression when someone states the obvious Picture Quote #1

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

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No I don't need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off (Funny Quotes) I have a feeling that my guardian angel often looks like this (Funny Quotes) How I look taking a selfie (Funny Quotes) It's behind me isn't it (Funny Quotes) If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead (Funny Quotes) When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" reply "that's the point" (Funny Quotes) Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female (Funny Quotes) Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police (Funny Quotes) Everyone has at least one unstable friend, i just happen to be that friend (Funny Quotes) After monday and tuesday even the calendar says W T F (Funny Quotes) You little rebel. I like you (Funny Quotes) Diet starts next week (Funny Quotes) Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything (Funny Quotes) Dear mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep (Funny Quotes) Sometimes I think i'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop (Funny Quotes) That awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and you can't do it (Funny Quotes) Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 (Funny Quotes) If you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side (Funny Quotes) Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference (Funny Quotes) Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business (Funny Quotes) Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap (Funny Quotes) I'm not lazy, i'm just in energy saving mode (Funny Quotes) The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass (Funny Quotes) Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies (Funny Quotes) At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people. (Funny Quotes) I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour (Funny Quotes) If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries (Funny Quotes) You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that (Funny Quotes) My expression when someone states the obvious (Funny Quotes) Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funny Quotes)

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